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before computers

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Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity



A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account



A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
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yes i remember it well :oops:
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tony.wilde1 wrote:yes i remember it well :oops:
What, the 3" floppy? :wink: :lol:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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VTRgirl wrote:
tony.wilde1 wrote:yes i remember it well :oops:
What, the 3" floppy? :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Good one Tony :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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VTRgirl wrote:
tony.wilde1 wrote:yes i remember it well :oops:
What, the 3" floppy? :wink: :lol:
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Post by curly »

Yes Tony, I'm afraid to say I'm old enough to remember all that!! :cry:
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