Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism .
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two pounds and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in UK but we haven't got a clue as
to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Min. of Ag. in charge of immigration.......
Subject: 10 Things to Remember in 2006
Subject: 10 Things to Remember in 2006
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Max wrote:There could well be lots of complaints when the Min of Ag round up all the immigrants and terrorists, dig a pit, push em in and set them on fire.
Political correctness gone mad again....
errr.... from who
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."