but just in case it didn't 
A man staggered into a hospital with concussion,
multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around
his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to
you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow
pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking
around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right
in the middle of the
cow's butt.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks
like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
