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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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you will never see a man running at full speed and taking a dump at the same time.. 8O
I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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However he can pee !!!!! :lol:
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Do we speak from experience yella???? :P
I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

to quote one of the bits...."A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why"

i farted in an empty warehouse once and it echoed like fook!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: quack!!!!!!!!
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Zer0Zer0 wrote:Do we speak from experience yella???? :P
Errrrrmmmm . . . . . . . . . . . . maybe ! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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He ain't called Yella for nothing :wink:
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I know a lot of people who talk out of theirs!! :D
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curly wrote:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I know a lot of people who talk out of theirs!! :D
Did you meet them through here, Curly?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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