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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
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Zer0Zer0
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by Zer0Zer0 »
you will never see a man running at full speed and taking a dump at the same time..

I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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yellafella
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by yellafella »
However he can pee !!!!!

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Zer0Zer0
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by Zer0Zer0 »
Do we speak from experience yella????

I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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simon t
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by simon t »
He ain't called Yella for nothing

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curly
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by curly »
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I know a lot of people who talk out of theirs!!

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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
curly wrote:Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I know a lot of people who talk out of theirs!!

Did you meet them through here, Curly?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?