A couple was invited to a fiddler family masked fancy dress Halloween
> party.
>
> The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
> party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
> and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
> was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
>
>
>
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
> soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
> early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her
> costume was,
> she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
> he acted when she was not with him.
>
>
>
> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
> cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick"
> he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
>
>
>
> His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
> left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let
> him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>
>
>
> After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her
> ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
> passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
> midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
> got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
> his outrageous behaviour.
>
>
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> time he had.
>
> "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
> you're not there.
>
> " Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
>
> He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> there, I met Pete, Bill
> Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
> poker all evening"
>
>
>
> You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
> all night!"
>
> she said with unashamed sarcasm.
>
>
>
> To which the husband replied,
>
> "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time
> of his life."
Fancy dress ball
Fancy dress ball
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