MARY HAD A LITTLE SKIRT
WITH SPLITS RIGHT UP THE SIDES
AND EVERY TIME THAT MARY WALKED
THE BOYS COULD SEE HER THIGHS
MARY HAD ANOTHER SKIRT
TWAS SPLIT RIGHT UP THE FRONT
BUT SHE DIDNT WEAR THAT ONE VERY OFTEN
SIMPLE SIMON MET A PIEMAN,
GOING TO THE FAIR.
SAID SIMPLE SIMON TO THE PIEMAN
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?
SAID THE PIEMAN UNTO SIMON
PIES, YOU Richard HEAD.
HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL
HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL.
ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE
KINGS MEN,
SAID 'F*** HIM, HE'S ONLY AN EGG
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
IT RAN INTO A PYLON
10,000 VOLTS WENT UP ITS ASS
AND ! TURNED ITS WOOL TO NYLON
GEORGIE PORGY PUDDING AND PIE KISSED THE GIRLS AND MADE THEM CRY
WHEN THE BOYS CAME OUT TO PLAY HE KISSED THEM TOO, CAUSE HE WAS GAY
JACK AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL
TO HAVE SOME HANKY PANKY
SILLY JILL FORGOT HER PILL
AND NOW THERES LITTLE FRANKY
OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
WENT TO THE CUPBOARD
TO FETCH HER POOR DOG A BONE
WHEN SHE BENT OVER
ROVER TOOK OVER
AND GAVE HER A BONE OF HIS OWN
LITTLE BOY BLEW
HEY. NE NEEDED THE MONEY
Rhymes
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And there's more
Mary had a little lamb
A lobster, and some prunes
A glass of milk, a piece of pie, a plate of macaroons
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her orders so
But when they carried Mary out her face was white as snow
Rock a bye baby upon the tree top
When the wind blows the cradle will rock
Well, I was that baby and what bothers me
Is why Mum and Dad stuck me up a tree!!
Hickory Richard dock
Two mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the other got away with minor injuries
Ben
