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Zer0Zer0
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a man and a little boy are walking deep in the woods...the little boy reaches up and gently takes the mans hand and says...
are we nearly there yet ? its cold and getting dark and im frightened...
the man smiles kindly at the little boy. hoists his shovel onto a shoulder and mutters hes' frightened !
Ive got to walk back on my own......... 8O 8O 8O





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person posting.....eyethangyew.......
I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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Post by sirch345 »

8O 8O 8O 8O
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Post by iggy1966 »

Slightly bizzarre but i still laughed, not sure why :lol: 8O :lol: 8O :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by Zer0Zer0 »

if you can cast your mind to the dark side of sinister youll get it
dont forget to come back though.............
I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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Post by kevg »

Lol, laughed a lot at that one, must be my type of humour. :twisted: :twisted:

are you and Iggy having a comp for the worste joke of the day, ig has been going mental with them.
cheerz

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Post by iggy1966 »

VTR1000KAZ wrote:ahhh it's finally clicked now after reading it a few times!

the man is going to kill thel ittle boy... hence the reason he's gotta walk back on his own... I THINK :?: :? :?: :?

Do ya reckon :wink: :wink:
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Post by curly »

Kaz you are right!!
I thought it was quite funny myself. :D
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