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sirch345
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Posts: 22382 Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pmLocation: The West Country.
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by sirch345 Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:26 pm
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 amLocation: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:28 pm
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Pete.L
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Posts: 7304 Joined: Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:09 pmLocation: Bristol
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by Pete.L Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:58 pm
Vodka : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm
Bloody Hell!
All that money wasted on psychiatrists and I could of just come and seen you
tony.wilde1
Posts: 2230 Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:32 pmLocation: sussex
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by tony.wilde1 Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:50 pm
is there an answer to someone who dont drink?
logan7
Posts: 285 Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:17 amLocation: doncaster
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by logan7 Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:16 pm
I Like Guinness !!!
The force is strong in this one
tony.wilde1
Posts: 2230 Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:32 pmLocation: sussex
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by tony.wilde1 Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:30 pm
VTR1000KAZ wrote: tony.wilde1 wrote: is there an answer to someone who dont drink?
yeah.. your a pervert.. who has a fascination with womens breasts... and you still want to get laid !
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oh dear...my mum didnt drink either
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:44 am
Drink: Shorts (Vodka , Gin etc.)
Uh oh...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:47 am
Well done, Kaz! Not an easy thing. I'm proud of ya
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If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Badger
Posts: 376 Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:42 pmLocation: Halesowen West Mids
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by Badger Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:12 pm
Go on Kaz,
you can tell us we won't tell anyone
Alan
Zer0Zer0
Posts: 878 Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:29 pmLocation: scotland
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by Zer0Zer0 Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:21 pm
I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Badger
Posts: 376 Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:42 pmLocation: Halesowen West Mids
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by Badger Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:46 pm
Kaz,
I don't want to know about your sexual problems
Alan
