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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Must remember that when I do the pan cakes next time :wink:
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cringe...shudder sweat....... 8O 8O
I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]
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sirch345 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Must remember that when I do the pan handle next time :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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tony.wilde1 wrote:
sirch345 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Must remember that when I do the pan handle next time :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: GROODLE MENDLE FLAD :!:
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Its a made up story..........we all know that in the real world its the women that cooks for the man..........
it may be clever, but its not big.
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fraid my talents lie elsewhere :lol:
it may be clever, but its not big.
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RAINMAKER wrote:Its a made up story..........we all know that in the real world its the women that cooks for the man..........
Yeah, but look what the lads who cook get (pre "incident", that is... :? )!
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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I always do the cold prep much safer.
Leave the hot stuff to the bird's.
After you've shown them how. :P
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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I'm keeping out of this one !!!!! 8O :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink:
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Sounds a bit like Kaz can't cook........... :lol:
it may be clever, but its not big.
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love it when you talk dirty :twisted:
it may be clever, but its not big.
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:well i won't invite you round for dinner then :P

anyone else fancy a nice piece of steak cooked in a lovely cream and black pepper sauce ( my own recipe!)
Do you add a little brandy?
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