A childs take on childbirth

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A childs take on childbirth

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the
call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so
he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place......... smack him again!!!!!!!! :twisted:
The force is strong in this one
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: excellent!
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Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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