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Post by tony.wilde1 »

Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.
The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"

The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I come three times."
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Post by nobby50 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It might be old, but it still kicks ass !
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by iggy1966 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by VTRgirl »

saw that one cuming :roll:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Post by curly »

So did the 3rd old man!! :D
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Post by VTRgirl »

Or was it the first & second who did?
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Post by jurgen »

8O 8O :lol:
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