Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing
home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on
the long corridors,
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Cooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched "STOP" he shouted in a
firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have
you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug out her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
erection in his hand
Oh, good grief,"said Ethel, Not the breathalizer again!
ethel
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