Chatting up Carmen

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Sharpe1
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Chatting up Carmen

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A bloke was chatting up this girl he'd just met in a pub.
"So, whats your name?" he asked.
She shook his hand and introduced herself. "I'm Carmen".
"Thats a nice name" the bloke said. "Who named you, your mum?"
Carmen shook her head. "No I named myself because I like cars and men. Whats your name?".
The bloke held out his hand again.
"Beerphark", he said.
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