from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter
naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and
this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound
coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
naked
on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and
this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time
coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband
watching
television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing" she asked
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
