World panic

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World panic

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A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

The bear says “If I roar in the forest, the entire forest shivers with fear”

The lion says “If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle shivers with fear”

The chicken says “Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet shits itself”
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