* billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole (billabong is like a lagoon)
* bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet (bludger is basically someone who's lazy)
* dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
* fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine
* flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle (platypus... http://www.platypus2.com.au/images/platypus-01.jpg
* mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
* shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity (swagman = jobless hobo (but not in a bad way
)wandering about the bush. swag = basically a roll-up portable mattress, used by cowboys, etc).* yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans (yabbie kinda like a little lobster).
* fiddler: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
* crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
* shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep (hornbag = good looker).
* technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party (technicolour yawn = spew).
* Bangaroo: A marsupial with a fire cracker up its backside.
* Fagpie: A homosexual Collingwood supporter (Collingwood Magpies = footie team. Magpie = black & white aussie bird.
* Boomaring.............A Kangaroo's butt hole....
* Penile dementia: what makes us blokes spend too much time/money on blokey stuff
