Who wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock
and ripped off his rock
and now he has a Vagina
There once was a mouse called Keith
who circumcised boys with his teeth
it wasn't for lesiure
or sexual pleasure
but to get to the cheese underneath!
While once with the Duchess at tea,
She asked "Do you burp when you pee?".
I said (with some wit)
"Do you fart when you sh1t?",
And felt it was one up to me.
There was a young girl from Auton
Who had one long tit and a short 'un.
And not only that,
but a big hairy tw@,
And a fart like an 850 Norton.
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow?
I live in a Flat
you silly tw@
so how the wombles would I know!
