A man is driving down the M4 when he passes under a bridge, only to find a policeman on the other side with a radar gun. The copper pulls him over, walks up to the car and, with a patronising smirk, asks
" runway too short " ?
'Im late for work ' replies the man.
"what do you do? " asks the police man.
' Im a rectum stretcher ', the driver resopnds. The copper is confused.
" And what does a rectum stretcher do ? "
Well says the man, " i start by inserting one finger, then i work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my hole hand in, work side to side until i can get two hands in, and slowly but surely stretch the hole until its about 6ft, the copper then asks cautiously,
" And what do you do with a 6ft arsehole ? " to which the driver politely replies,
" You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge. "
