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iggy1966
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by iggy1966 »
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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BigD
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by BigD »
Can't tell what he says

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Kitch
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by Kitch »
Hear about the 2 gay ghosts?
They put the willies up each other.
Voted most likely to be found dead in park bushes following an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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logan7
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by logan7 »
No sorry dont get it whats he says

The force is strong in this one
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gcs
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by gcs »
Craig from the land of the long white cloud. Teal VTR 2001.
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sirch345
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Rincewind
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by Rincewind »
wonder if it would work on the children........

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
"We're sorry. The content you requested is available for UK users only."
Hmmph!

If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?