The train was quite crowded, so a U.S marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed,
middle-aged French women's poodle. The war-weary marine asked ''Ma'am,may I have that seat?'' The French women just sniffed and said to no-one in particular, ''Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using
that seat''.
The marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog. ''Please, ma'am may I sit down? I'm very tired''. She
snorted, ''Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!''
This time the marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
dog and tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, ''Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!''
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, ''Sir, you Americans
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.''
Clean Joke!
Clean Joke!
She's my idea of beauty and thats what I ride.
chuckle chuckle
