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tony.wilde1
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hello sailor!!

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I once met a sailor that had spent some time in Taiwan. He tells me that he was eventually persuaded to get himself one of those full-body-massages by one of those nice young Taiwanese ladies. About half and hour into the massage, she noticed that he was getting semi-fired up and as politely as she could, asked "You want fiddler"?
"Well, um, sure, why not" he says.
"Ok, I come back a few minute" she says
About five minutes of much pleasurable anticipation, there is a knock on the cubicle and a little voice asks "You finish yet"? :D
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Post by Badger »

Just my luck :wink: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by gcs »

Funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Asian wins must be a first :!: :!: :!:
Craig from the land of the long white cloud. Teal VTR 2001.
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