Dave rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put
his name on the group mailbox. While there, a very attractive
young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes
wearing a robe.
Dave smiles at the young woman and she strikes up a conversation
with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite
obvious that she has nothing on under the robe.
Poor Dave breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says,
"Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the
door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off.
Now completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my
best feature?"
The flustered and embarrassed Dave stammers, clears his throat
several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, its got to be your
ears!"
Astounded, she replies, "My ears? Why my ears? Look at these
breasts! They are full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My
buns - they are firm and don't sag, and have no cellulite! Look
at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would
you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"
Clearing his throat once again, Dave stammers,
"Outside when you said you heard someone coming? . . . That was
me."
Dave rents an apartment
Dave rents an apartment
Rich.
