A young couple left their wedding reception, arriving at the hotel for
>The first night of their honeymoon. They cracked the champagne and began
>undressing.
>
>When the groom removed his socks, his new wife said, "Your toes Look all
>mangled and funny."
>
>"I had tolio as a child," the husband replied.
>
>"You mean polio?" she asked.
>
>"No, the disease only affected my toes."
>
>The bride was satisfied with this, and they continued undressing.
>
>When the groom took off his trousers, his bride exclaimed, "What's wrong
>With your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
>
>"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
>
>"You mean measles?" she asked.
>
>"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
>
>The new bride was satisfied with this answer.
>
>As the undressing continued, her husband removed his boxers.
>
>The wife said, " No don't tell me, let me guess," ..................
>
>"Smallcox?"
