It's a very sad world we live in when Paul McCartney and his wife are
facing divorce and all anyone wants to do is make jokes about her false leg.
Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
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News reports have confirmed that Sir Paul McCartney has separated from
his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long," she cried. In an earlier briefing, she said "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm completely stumped."
She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get. It's not like it's easy to walk
out on a relationship like this."
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It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to
The marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world
amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles
and subsequent musical collaborations. If an agreement hasn't been
signed, it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
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Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity
May have been the cause. "She's terrible," a source stated, "always
trying to get her leg over."
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Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore," a friend said, "he would
get home at night and find her legless."Many have attributed this to a
problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new Prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Lady-Shave for the other leg.
Apparently she wants to keep the plane and says she'll buy her own Immac for the other leg.
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A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his
Mate, "Now I'm ****ed, who will want a one-legged gold digger?" His
mate says "Try Paul McCartney."
More McCartney jokes...
More McCartney jokes...
.... no more bike, divorce sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
