I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at K-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (?) Duh.... Here's your sign Lady!!
On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time... but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital like that. I told her No, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the big guy was going to have to stagger out the door he was laughing so hard.
At last, a diet that works...
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VTRgirl
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At last, a diet that works...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
