Why i love my bike by squiffy

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:28 pm

Well ive just been out on my bike....hmmmm...this is why i love it

The front end handles great now i have no oil in my forks, spreading it all over the front end and calipers has definatly made me go faster!

The way my front end spits oil all over the place is really comforting, i like the fact i know i can leave a pretty rainbow trail whenever i leave my bike more than 10mins!

The way the power kicks in from 3k and gives up at 6k is just beautiful, who needs the last 3k anyway!

The feedback from my bald tyres as i kick down into 1st with the back sliding around like a fish

and all the while my rusty chain sings to me in a reassuring dirty gravely voice akin to slipknott on crack!

Dont you just love owning a dog!

LotusSevenMan · Post by **LotusSevenMan** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:32 pm

Quote "The way my front end spits oil all over the place is really comforting, i like the fact i know i can leave a pretty rainbow trail whenever i leave my bike more than 10mins!" unquote

Squiffy.
If YOUR front end is spitting and it is still going on ten minutes after you've left your bike then I suspect you have some major problem that a visit to one of those, you know, STD clinics might be able to sort for you

KarlosVTR · Post by **KarlosVTR** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:18 pm

mate, i dont think dog covers it

shitter might be closer.

and i thought mine was bad. mine is a dog!!!

BIG STEVE · Post by **BIG STEVE** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:23 pm

eh mate 2nd class riding beats first class walking....

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:13 am

Most importantly, supremely hot, but awfully dim chicks don't know its a total shitter.

KarlosVTR · Post by **KarlosVTR** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:37 am

that is very important.

my hairdresser who is absolutely gorgeous and im madly in love with sat on my storm the other week

christ!! she has the hottest body i have ever seen, when she sat down and leaned forward, my heart went whoop

she didnt think it was a shitter

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:34 pm

LOL.... you might be right, it IS a shitter lol!

Have you ever ridden your bike with bald tyres and no suspension? its kinda fun, like your own personal Dakar!

Beast · Post by **Beast** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:53 pm

Post up a pic then Squiffy!

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:50 pm

lol will do, i even have my decent cam back now!