Bloke walks into a pub and goes to the bar
"Pint of bitter please" he says.
"Bloody hell" the barman mutters under his breath,"i get them all in here"
He puts the pint on the bar and says
" Sorry mate i've got to ask you, why is your head the size of a tennis ball?"
"Well its a long story" he replies.
The barman answers, " I have all day."
Bloke with small head continues, " I was walking along the beach one day and i came upon a mermaid who had been washed up and hit her head on the rocks. I picked her up and nursed her round and healed her wound.
When she came round she was really grateful and offered me one wish.
So i said could i have a shag and she said no because from the waist down i am a fish and don't have a cu*t.
How about a little head?
Tip.
When telling the joke use a high squeaky voice as the small headed person.
