Something to upset the welsh.

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Something to upset the welsh.

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An Englishman, a West Indian, and a Welshman find out their wives have just had babies,

"There's just one problem" the nurse says. "Because these three children were all born at the same time we got the tags mixed up and we don't know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?"

The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.
Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby.

"Yes, this is definitely my baby," he says confidently.

"Um, excuse me," says the West Indian "But I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son."

The Englishman pulls him aside and says,

"I see where you're coming from mate, but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk.""
Larry.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: like that
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: apologies to our Welsh members :!:
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Dang Larry! You beat me :wink: :P
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VTRgirl wrote:Dang Larry! You beat me :wink: :P
Of course!! 8)
Larry.

'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.

It was a Shitzu!
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