Five rules

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iggy1966
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Five rules

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. Get a woman who helps at home, cooks and cleans up.


2. Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.


3. Get a woman who you can trust and who does not lie to you.


4. Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It is very important that these four women do not know each other.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by Kitch »

LOL! Now that one was worth it :)
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