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RedStormV
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by RedStormV »
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Guy walks into a pet store and asks the assistant for a goldfish.
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"You want an aquarium?" asks the assistant...
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"I'm not bothered what star sign it is" says the guy!
OK so it's not Frank Carson , but you've got to admit, it made you smile!!!
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andy c
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by andy c »
Its the way you tell em !!!!!
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SILVER ZIPPER
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by SILVER ZIPPER »
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
I'm getting bagged a LOT for posting this on other forums...
I still maintain its high humour rating!

If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?