Chris,
I'm not sure it's his keyboard that needs fixing - I think the problems lies a little closer to home than that!!
(pssst ... the words ward and psych spring to mind, but don't tell him ... perhaps VTRGirl can help out?)
Tony,
We all know you're a bit whacky ...
Remember the kite?
'bens kite(contains swearing so nws!)'
And then there's the signature...


Of course the most obvious one (you thought I'd miss it) the name
Wilde!!
But you're taking it to extremes now mate, showing your underwear on this website!
We can see from your
Cans Video that you've got good legs, but there's no need to wax and flaunt your feminine buttocks in
pink lace for us!
"It's a crime against common decency" (or something like that Mary Whitehouse used to say (apparently)).
Not that I'm old enough to remember or care!
Good job Lilley Savage has retired - Paul O'Grady would be worried for 'his' job
Graeme
You wouldn't believe the amount of time I've spent doing this .. or would you?
Rainy evening eh? Pah!
No Offence Mate .. It's all done in the best possible taste!