mistaken identity

Got any jokes? Add your favourite ones here, for all to share :)
Post Reply
User avatar
tony.wilde1
Posts: 2230
Joined: Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:32 pm
Location: sussex

mistaken identity

Post by tony.wilde1 »

a guy goes into a supermarket and notices an attractice women waving at him.she says hello.hes rather shocked because he cant place where he knew her from.so he says,"do you know me?"
she replies,"i think youre the father of one of my kids"
now his mind travels back to the one time hes been unfaithful to his wife and he says"my god,you are the stripper from that bachelor party,i made love to you on the snooker table while everyone watched and your friend whipped my bare butt with that stick of celery,right?
she looked into his eyes and said,"NO,I'M YOUR SONS TEACHER!!!!!

:lol:
ImageImageImageImage
Top
User avatar
curly
Posts: 522
Joined: Thu May 01, 2003 7:08 pm
Location: Sunny Cleethorpes

Post by curly »

HA ha ha!
We've all made that mistake haven't we? 8O
Top
User avatar
sirch345
Site Admin
Posts: 22379
Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:35 pm
Location: The West Country.

Post by sirch345 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes”