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Did you know that Eagles mate for life? Well, one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darlin' of 10 glorious years. He went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead!

Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate, so off he flew to find one.

He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was okay but all the dove would say is, "I am a dove I want to love! I am a dove I want to love!"

Well, this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the loon would say is "I am a loon, I want to spoon! I am a loon I want to spoon!"

Egad!! Out with the loon.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck. He brought the duck back to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the duck would say was... well... you know...






The duck said, "I am a drake you made a mistake!"
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Thats crap!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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iggy1966 wrote:Thats crap!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
yep

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: excellent!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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