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These jokes are gettin stale now :wink:
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Some of them gave me a rye smile :)
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Crumbs!! 8O
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Timbo wrote:I am trying to think of a witty reply but naan come to mind :)
Your knot wrong there
Two bikes, still only four cylinders!

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I think they made a right "Bloomer" knocking on your door how did they know you wouldn't "slice" them up :?:
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storminateacup wrote:I think they made a right "Bloomer" knocking on your door how did they know you wouldn't "slice" them up :?:
I might have done if I'd been in the middle of tea, but luckily I'd eaten the whole meal!
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All these poor jokes are making me hot and cross you bums
I see myself as a sensitive intelligent man but with the heart of a clown that causes me to **ck things up right at that crucial moment........'Jim Morrison'
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Stop giving so much stick and pass the baton!!!
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You're all.... Barmy..... :roll:
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Timbo wrote:
ChrisC wrote:You're all.... Barmy..... :roll:
Chris, i thought to use Barms some how but most on here wouldnt know what a Barm Cake is :)
yeh i do, my mrs is from wetherby.............. its a cob!!! :D
4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul...........
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marravtr wrote:
Timbo wrote:
ChrisC wrote:You're all.... Barmy..... :roll:
Chris, i thought to use Barms some how but most on here wouldnt know what a Barm Cake is :)
yeh i do, my mrs is from wetherby.............. its a cob!!! :D
Crumbs!!!!
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FirestormMike wrote:Thats enough now.. this is a bike forum where we should be talking about wheelies and stotties and such like.
Are doughnuts ok as well? :P

Oh well, at least the humour on here is Puri dead Pan :D

I will Baguette, get my coat and simply Roll out the door :P

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Oven bottoms are nice...

But although I live in sunny Cornwall, Most of the family are from Staffordshire :D
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