Ah, well, each to his own, and I'll keep mine, thanks!
I knew I was on to a winner when I spent my savings for her engagement ring on a Honda SL125 1973.
To be fair she made me register it in her name, and the priest had kittens when it came to blessing the rings, but even so.......
Mostly forgives when she sees the monthly E-bay bill, and fails to notice that the parts I buy intending to re-sell at a profit seem to stay firmly in the garage stock, and helps to lift frames off engines while still in her dressing gown on a Sunday sometimes.
Don't know if I fancy an upgrade, now she's getting the hang of it, TBH.
Might consider a test ride, though

It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.