A hunter walking through the jungle was surprised to find a pygmy
standing beside a very large dead beast...
Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?"
The pygmy answered, "Yes."
The hunter then asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge
beast like that?"
Said the pygmy, "I killed it with my club."
The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy replied, "There's about 60 of us."
Bad joke of the day
Bad joke of the day
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."