Bad joke of the day

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iggy1966
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Bad joke of the day

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A hunter walking through the jungle was surprised to find a pygmy
standing beside a very large dead beast...

Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?"

The pygmy answered, "Yes."

The hunter then asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge

beast like that?"

Said the pygmy, "I killed it with my club."

The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"

The pygmy replied, "There's about 60 of us."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Max
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Post by Max »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that made me chuckle
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Post by cupasoop »

That almost made my coffee come out my nose 8O

I love the old silly jokes
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