Two Whales go into a pub.......
First one goes to the bar and says
''wwwheeeeeesnooooompheeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeemmmmmm
mommmmmmmmmmtphmmmmmphmmmm-eee-eeeeee-mloroph
[vastcavernousunderseabubblygloopsound]
whiiiiiiiistlllllllleeeeewhhhhhhhhhhheeeephhhhhhmmm
oooooooorrrrroooooooorrrrrooooooorrrrmphreeeee
eeepeeeepeeeeppermmmmmshhhhhhfluuuuuuumm-whisley eep''
The second whale says
''Bloody hell Willy ,how much have you had to drink tonight?''
Groan...I'll get me sou'wester....
Two Whales.....
Two Whales.....
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...