Two Whales.....

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MacV2
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Two Whales.....

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Two Whales go into a pub.......

First one goes to the bar and says
''wwwheeeeeesnooooompheeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeemmmmmm
mommmmmmmmmmtphmmmmmphmmmm-eee-eeeeee-mloroph
[vastcavernousunderseabubblygloopsound]
whiiiiiiiistlllllllleeeeewhhhhhhhhhhheeeephhhhhhmmm
oooooooorrrrroooooooorrrrrooooooorrrrmphreeeee
eeepeeeepeeeeppermmmmmshhhhhhfluuuuuuumm-whisley eep''


The second whale says
''Bloody hell Willy ,how much have you had to drink tonight?''



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