LLoydies dog special edition crap joke...

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LLoydies dog special edition crap joke...

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A police man knocked on lloydies door and asked him. "Are you looking for your dog?"

"Yes, I am!" he replied quickly.

"A skinny poodle with shaved legs?" He said.

"Yes, that's the one!" lloydie replied.

"Pink, with a Rihanna tat on the back?" He asked.

"Yes, did you see it?!" franticly asked lloydie.

The police man sighed. "I'm afraid I have some sad news."

"Oh my gosh, what is it?"






















"You're gay."











Ba Boom WOOF !













Sorry lloydie, you know in your heart it's only a joke.














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Oh mac :lol:
The man dog is having a trim soon and it will look even gayer if that's possible :-(
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anyone who makes so many gay related jokes must surely be hiding in the closet, get yourself down to gay pride mac, you can take lloydie with you for support..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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bigspanishmarty wrote:anyone who makes so many gay related jokes must surely be hiding in the closet, get yourself down to gay pride mac, you can take lloydie with you for support..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

One gay joke & I've got an issue ??? Eh...


I've posted two womble jokes today Marty what does that make me ?


Watch it pal, tomorrow I start with the 'fat people with small knobs' jokes...oh hang on a min...
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Don't worry a blue one will be along in a minuet to defend it's honour....

But here is a clue....... :biker:

so its not your first gay reference mac...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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bigspanishmarty wrote:Don't worry a blue one will be along in a minuet to defend it's honour....

But here is a clue....... :biker:

so its not your first gay reference mac...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

True, thanks for reminding me about that classic joke about blue Storms erring toward the gay side...
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