"Yes, I am!" he replied quickly.
"A skinny poodle with shaved legs?" He said.
"Yes, that's the one!" lloydie replied.
"Pink, with a Rihanna tat on the back?" He asked.
"Yes, did you see it?!" franticly asked lloydie.
The police man sighed. "I'm afraid I have some sad news."
"Oh my gosh, what is it?"
"You're gay."
Ba Boom WOOF !
Sorry lloydie, you know in your heart it's only a joke.
I was going to make a reference about being the BUTT of the joke but thought better of it it...DOH!
