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dont worry Marty.............the backlash is just a joke as well.............just seeing if we can make young Billy boy sweat :lol:

I have lived in Engerlund for 30yrs and if I got upset with every Sweaty Sock comment and piss taking of Scottish Football / Rugby / tennis / curling performance, or our alleged tight fisted nature etc etc.........I would have exploded by now and started a killing spree.

so now we have stewed the sprog, we have all have a drink...............and then follow racial stereotype and headbutt strangers
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AMCQ46 wrote:dont worry Marty.............the backlash is just a joke as well.............just seeing if we can make young Billy boy sweat :lol:

I have lived in Engerlund for 30yrs and if I got upset with every Sweaty Sock comment and piss taking of Scottish Football / Rugby / tennis / curling performance, or our alleged tight fisted nature etc etc.........I would have exploded by now and started a killing spree.

so now we have stewed the sprog, we have all have a drink...............and then follow racial stereotype and headbutt strangers
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i thought you guys were being overly serious....... :oops:
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bigspanishmarty wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i thought you guys were being overly serious....... :oops:
Ehhh, join the bloody club. :thumbdown:
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" Headbutt Strangers " :lol: :lol: :lol:
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When they work me too hard in work i can't help but shout FREEDOM!!!!! and then stop the conveyor belts

Does that me abit scottish? :thumbup:
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Jazzscot wrote:As you have said sorry young Virt I am willing to retract my offence.

has turned into a good thread though :lol:

Anyway here is what this third world country has given the rest of the world
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_i ... iscoveries

not bad for such a small insignificant country.


Jazz :beer:
ahem...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_En ... iscoveries

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Virt wrote:
bigspanishmarty wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i thought you guys were being overly serious....... :oops:
Ehhh, join the bloody club. :thumbdown:
they got us good young virt........ :oops:
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seb421 wrote:
Jazzscot wrote:As you have said sorry young Virt I am willing to retract my offence.

has turned into a good thread though :lol:

Anyway here is what this third world country has given the rest of the world
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_i ... iscoveries

not bad for such a small insignificant country.


Jazz :beer:
ahem...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_En ... iscoveries

:wink:
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Jazzscot wrote:
See, between the two of us we have invented everything.

now lets go ride bikes its the weekend :thumbup:
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sunday looks good in the midlands, so I will be out learning how to speak english with the welsh
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I remember my first time in Florida I was in the Magic Kingdom at a restaurant and got talking to this Yank or something that rhymes with that and when he asked where I was from I said Scotland he asked if we had television you should have saw his face when I said we invented it.
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silver storm wrote:I remember my first time in Florida I was in the Magic Kingdom at a restaurant and got talking to this Yank or something that rhymes with that and when he asked where I was from I said Scotland he asked if we had television you should have saw his face when I said we invented it.
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you should have saw his face when I said we invented it.
errr television the birth place of television was Bexhill on Sea in East Sussex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Logie_Baird

I have just got back in from a very cold and wet ride home. I hope the weather is better over the weekend.

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And sorry guys, really am. Misjudged it completely and I accept the responsibility, not like I have anyone to blame it on.

As with all things I say I meant it without a shred of malice, but obviously it's hard to do these things over the Internet. Deepest apologies everyone

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cybercarl wrote:
you should have saw his face when I said we invented it.
errr television the birth place of television was Bexhill on Sea in East Sussex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Logie_Baird

I have just got back in from a very cold and wet ride home. I hope the weather is better over the weekend.

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Doesn't matter where he was when he invented it he was Scottish.
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