Man: "hi dear, can you smell gas??!"
The wife turns around with a stormy face and piercing eyes and says...
"of course I can you idiot! It's, ummm... G.... S.... A!!!!

Yep it was ...you didn't smell that one coming...Jamie in Colchester wrote:I knew it was a terrible joke![]()
Possibly in the bin where this joke should be...Jamie in Colchester wrote:Strange... I can usually spell a turd from a mile away...
No? *sigh* where's my coat...