Gas leak...

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Jamoi
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Gas leak...

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Man walks into the living room of his flat, where his dyslexic wife is sitting on the sofa...


Man: "hi dear, can you smell gas??!"

The wife turns around with a stormy face and piercing eyes and says...

"of course I can you idiot! It's, ummm... G.... S.... A!!!!


:roll:
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Re: Gas leak...

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I knew it was a terrible joke :roll:



I blame my father for that one :lol:
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Jamie in Colchester wrote:I knew it was a terrible joke :roll:
Yep it was ...you didn't smell that one coming...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Gas leak...

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Strange... I can usually spell a turd from a mile away...

No? *sigh* where's my coat...
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Jamie in Colchester wrote:Strange... I can usually spell a turd from a mile away...

No? *sigh* where's my coat...
Possibly in the bin where this joke should be...


Says Mac he of fine crap jokes... :lol:
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Gas leak...

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:lol: ha! Yup, duly noted...
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