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A Testimony to True Friendship

A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in, "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."

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:Lol: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :clap:
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Don't say that. We have engaged members here :wink: :lol: :lol:


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Virt wrote:Don't say that. We have engaged members here :wink: :lol: :lol:


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We can only warn them, but they are loved up and can't imagine it will happen to them :shh:

Just proves that Virt may be better off with his imaginary relationships, but then again with his bad luck even a virtual girlfriend will start nagging him and withholding sex :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

I hate you all. I still have Dolly <3
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:lol: :clap:

Virt wrote::lol: :lol:

I hate you all. I still have Dolly <3
Young Virt, at least you're not as bad as the Japanese:- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24614830

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Haha. Yeah... Course I'm not as bad :roll: :lol:


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Its amazing the respones you get from a simple joke!!!!!!!
Great stuff guys
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We get worse from this off genuine questions! :lol:

It's a wonderful place, this forum :roll:
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