Mates
Mates
A Testimony to True Friendship
A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in, "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in, "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
My first joke post. If mine are not acceptable -say so!
Re: Mates
We can only warn them, but they are loved up and can't imagine it will happen to them
Just proves that Virt may be better off with his imaginary relationships, but then again with his bad luck even a virtual girlfriend will start nagging him and withholding sex

Just proves that Virt may be better off with his imaginary relationships, but then again with his bad luck even a virtual girlfriend will start nagging him and withholding sex

Last edited by AMCQ46 on Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.
AMcQ
Re: Mates


Young Virt, at least you're not as bad as the Japanese:- http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24614830Virt wrote:![]()
I hate you all. I still have Dolly <3
Chris.