Got any jokes? Add your favourite ones here, for all to share

-
MacV2
- Posts: 18017
- Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:07 pm
- Location: Grain
Post
by MacV2 »
Someone during the night has smeared Ice-Cream all over my doorstep.
I think someone's got a Viennetta against me.

Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
-
VTRDark
- Posts: 20010
- Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:24 pm
Post
by VTRDark »
Shaking head in utter disbelief, it all sounds a bit flakey to me!!!!
(:-})
-
MacV2
- Posts: 18017
- Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:07 pm
- Location: Grain
Post
by MacV2 »
cybercarl wrote:Shaking head in utter disbelief, it all sounds a bit flakey to me!!!!
(:-})
I thought it was FAB...maybe a bit on the cornetto side mind.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
-
Jamoi
- Posts: 5651
- Joined: Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:28 pm
- Location: South East England
Post
by Jamoi »
Jamie

-
tony.mon
- Posts: 16274
- Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:46 pm
- Location: Norf Kent
Post
by tony.mon »
Just wafer the next one.....
Stop him and buy one- actually, just stop him, please.......

It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
-
MacV2
- Posts: 18017
- Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:07 pm
- Location: Grain
Post
by MacV2 »
Screwballs this I Carte d'or this abuse...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
-
bigtwinthing
- Posts: 5577
- Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:52 pm
- Location: Hampshire
Post
by bigtwinthing »
iam off for a 69, sorry 99

missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
-
Jamoi
- Posts: 5651
- Joined: Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:28 pm
- Location: South East England
Post
by Jamoi »
Bet you're not so funny with a "magnum" pointed at your head...!

Jamie

-
MacV2
- Posts: 18017
- Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:07 pm
- Location: Grain
Post
by MacV2 »
Jamoi wrote:Bet you're not so funny with a "magnum" pointed at your head...!

Milk or dark choc ? Bring it on !
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
-
bigtwinthing
- Posts: 5577
- Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:52 pm
- Location: Hampshire
Post
by bigtwinthing »
or a "Rocket" up your butt

missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
-
MacV2
- Posts: 18017
- Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:07 pm
- Location: Grain
Post
by MacV2 »
Orange Maid my mind up I'm going off you lot...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
-
Jamoi
- Posts: 5651
- Joined: Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:28 pm
- Location: South East England
Post
by Jamoi »
Mac, I really think you're mini milking this joke now....

Jamie

-
bigtwinthing
- Posts: 5577
- Joined: Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:52 pm
- Location: Hampshire
Post
by bigtwinthing »
what a "Feast" of talent you guys all have.
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
-
lloydie
- Posts: 20928
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:16 pm
- Location: In the garage somewhere in Coventry
Post
by lloydie »
You guys need special help !!!
-
Jamoi
- Posts: 5651
- Joined: Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:28 pm
- Location: South East England
Post
by Jamoi »
Do you think we are going round the twister?!

Jamie
