Crap joke #319

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MacV2
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Crap joke #319

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Someone during the night has smeared Ice-Cream all over my doorstep. 8O































I think someone's got a Viennetta against me.


















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Re: Crap joke #319

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Shaking head in utter disbelief, it all sounds a bit flakey to me!!!!

(:-})
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Re: Crap joke #319

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cybercarl wrote:Shaking head in utter disbelief, it all sounds a bit flakey to me!!!!

(:-})
I thought it was FAB...maybe a bit on the cornetto side mind.
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Re: Crap joke #319

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:lol: :beer:

Mac, you are a mint choc chip off the ol' block :D
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Re: Crap joke #319

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Just wafer the next one.....

Stop him and buy one- actually, just stop him, please....... :D
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Re: Crap joke #319

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Screwballs this I Carte d'or this abuse...
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Re: Crap joke #319

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iam off for a 69, sorry 99 :lol:
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Re: Crap joke #319

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Bet you're not so funny with a "magnum" pointed at your head...! :D
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Re: Crap joke #319

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Jamoi wrote:Bet you're not so funny with a "magnum" pointed at your head...! :D
Milk or dark choc ? Bring it on !
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Re: Crap joke #319

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or a "Rocket" up your butt :lol:
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Re: Crap joke #319

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Orange Maid my mind up I'm going off you lot...
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Re: Crap joke #319

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Mac, I really think you're mini milking this joke now.... :lol:
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what a "Feast" of talent you guys all have.
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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Re: Crap joke #319

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You guys need special help !!!
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Re: Crap joke #319

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Do you think we are going round the twister?!

:)
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