Eggs for brekky...

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:23 pm

A woman was in her kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says "The egg timer's broken!"

Post by **sirch345** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:25 pm

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:02 pm

thumper · Post by **thumper** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:14 pm

the eggs would be a bit runny in my house

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:23 am

Lucky I like soft boiled.

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:49 pm

I don't think you've quite got the "hang" of it, fellas. You're supposed to be boasting about the other end of the scale...

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:13 pm

If I can get a shag at my age it's worth boasting about, let alone how long it lasts.

Post by **sirch345** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:55 am

VTRgirl wrote:I don't think you've quite got the "hang" of it, fellas. You're supposed to be boasting about the other end of the scale...

Well VTRgirl if that's the case I'd better have a go

Is something like this what you mean

It was a good job it wasn't me who was asked to do that

as the saucepan would have been boiled dry

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:17 am

Nice one Chris, but we know you're full of it!

Post by **sirch345** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:18 am

Sharpe1 wrote:Nice one Chris, but we know you're full of it!

Funny that Larry

that's what she said