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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
A woman was in her kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"
She says "The egg timer's broken!"
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
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thumper
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by thumper »
just because your breathing doesn't mean your alive
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Sharpe1
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by Sharpe1 »
Lucky I like soft boiled.

Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
I don't think you've quite got the "hang" of it, fellas. You're supposed to be boasting about the other end of the scale...

If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Badger
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by Badger »
If I can get a shag at my age it's worth boasting about, let alone how long it lasts.

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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
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Sharpe1
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by Sharpe1 »
Nice one Chris, but we know you're full of it!

Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
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sirch345
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by sirch345 »